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  • 8 years ago
    Comment scp440

    Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage. Its a concept album about the dangerous journey of a young man who plays music. After years of rock and sex he spirals out of control "Drowning in a swirling cesspool of his own steaming desire". Thankfully the Church of Appliantology is able to help him cure his sexual problems by enabling him to see that sex with machines is the way of life. Unfortunetly for Joe, during a rompus sex act with a toaster/pleasure bot he urinates on it and destroys it. He is sent to a prison. Thankfully all music has been banned and Joe has the oppurtunity to recover. He cant though and performs amazing guitar solos in his head. I wont tell you how it ends.

    Its satire at its finest from one of the most intelligent men to walk this earth. Its a triple disc album but its full of funny ass songs (Catholic Girls, Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?), some amazing guitar work (Watermelon in Easter Hay, Crew Slut), and hilarious satire the entire time by the narrator 'The Central Scrutinizer'.

    Im telling you, if you can digest it you will be rewarded with one of the greatest achievements in music history. Also, he totally called this shit 20 years ago.

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  • 8 years ago
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    Xvideos is a good one too.

  • 8 years ago
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    http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_tema.htm Its a library of alternative science. Its great to go in with an open mind and kill some time while using your critical thinking skills (as opposed to just about every other way ppl kill time). Im not advocating everything on there, and neither does the host of site, because its just a collection of non mainstream science stuff. Atomic Hydrogen Welding for the win!

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  • 8 years ago
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    For 5 years all the internet was to me was AOL Instant Messenger so I could talk to girls in my grade and try to finger bang them.

  • 8 years ago
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    If a girl is pregnent then anything she eats the baby eats by default. Babies are made out of sperm. So if a pregnant girl eats a load of sperm than isnt that baby a cannibal? Yes, cannibal baby. Do I win?

  • 8 years ago
    Comment scp440

    I feel an impending doom coming for Uber. Its just too easy, simple, cost effective, and supports local people.... very contrary to our current economic system that our government encourages. I can totally see the powers that be getting lobbied to do away with Uber under the guise of 'Personal Safety and regulation'.

  • 8 years ago
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    Thanks alot brother. Im a baller on a budget so Im a tad limited in what I can get but I looked up all the cards you suggested and grabbed 4x stoke the flames for now. Good look.

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  • 8 years ago
    Comment scp440

    Awesome thanks so much.

  • 8 years ago
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    Tequilla.

  • 8 years ago
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    Hey could someone please give me insight on a first timers FNM deck?

    Analysis of the Deck 'RabRed' - Dragon Fodder, Frenzied Goblin, Goblin Glory Chaser, Goblin Rabblemaster, Goblin Piledriver, Hordeling Outburst, ... Would this be a pretty decent deck to start with? I have most of all these cards and I want to start doing FNM but dont want to be destroyed. Thanks!

  • 8 years ago
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    Its pretty dull when half the people on here talk about reddit 24/7.