• scp440
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    Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage. Its a concept album about the dangerous journey of a young man who plays music. After years of rock and sex he spirals out of control "Drowning in a swirling cesspool of his own steaming desire". Thankfully the Church of Appliantology is able to help him cure his sexual problems by enabling him to see that sex with machines is the way of life. Unfortunetly for Joe, during a rompus sex act with a toaster/pleasure bot he urinates on it and destroys it. He is sent to a prison. Thankfully all music has been banned and Joe has the oppurtunity to recover. He cant though and performs amazing guitar solos in his head. I wont tell you how it ends.

    Its satire at its finest from one of the most intelligent men to walk this earth. Its a triple disc album but its full of funny ass songs (Catholic Girls, Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?), some amazing guitar work (Watermelon in Easter Hay, Crew Slut), and hilarious satire the entire time by the narrator 'The Central Scrutinizer'.

    Im telling you, if you can digest it you will be rewarded with one of the greatest achievements in music history. Also, he totally called this shit 20 years ago.