• GrimJestor
    +4

    “We've had complaints from customers who have found hair, flies or cockroaches in their food, but never anything this serious.”

    Sounds like a fantastic restaurant already!

    • Splitfish
      +3

      That escalated quickly.

    • drunkenninja
      +1

      I know, what are these people complaining about? Its extra protein, and the hair isn't a big deal. /s