• leweb
    +4

    Yeah, this is a non-sequitur. Compare the number of times you've lost your umbrella to the number of times you've lost your bike.

    • 66bnats
      +4

      I never lose my umbrella, it always breaks on me before I get a chance to lose it.

      • leweb
        +4

        Right, that's the other thing. Wind gusts are much less likely to break a bike.

      • Appaloosa
        +3

        I have dozens of umbrellas. Somewhere.