Yeah, this is a non-sequitur. Compare the number of times you've lost your umbrella to the number of times you've lost your bike.
I never lose my umbrella, it always breaks on me before I get a chance to lose it.
Right, that's the other thing. Wind gusts are much less likely to break a bike.
I have dozens of umbrellas. Somewhere.
Yeah, this is a non-sequitur. Compare the number of times you've lost your umbrella to the number of times you've lost your bike.
I never lose my umbrella, it always breaks on me before I get a chance to lose it.
Right, that's the other thing. Wind gusts are much less likely to break a bike.
I have dozens of umbrellas. Somewhere.