Lets consider some of the "bonuses" you get when buying a house for 500 dollars in Detroit.
1. Peace and quiet. Its highly probable that you have another 10-20 abandoned/foreclosed homes around you, so no need to worry about those pesky neighbours mowing their lawn on Sundays, or partying it up at 3am.
2. You can film your own zombie apocalypse movie!
3. There is no annoying cops to bother you or the burglar next door..
4. Those back taxes are great, its like making a large donation to your favorite charity, in this case the city of Detroit.
5. Its a fixer-upper! Get out your tools and a checkbook, its a long and joyful journey to getting that home looking like a home!
6. Drugs just around the corner. No need for fancy drug stores, or any stores for that matter, your friendly neighborhood drug dealer is just a phone call or a shout away.
Lets consider some of the "bonuses" you get when buying a house for 500 dollars in Detroit.
1. Peace and quiet. Its highly probable that you have another 10-20 abandoned/foreclosed homes around you, so no need to worry about those pesky neighbours mowing their lawn on Sundays, or partying it up at 3am.
2. You can film your own zombie apocalypse movie!
3. There is no annoying cops to bother you or the burglar next door..
4. Those back taxes are great, its like making a large donation to your favorite charity, in this case the city of Detroit.
5. Its a fixer-upper! Get out your tools and a checkbook, its a long and joyful journey to getting that home looking like a home!
6. Drugs just around the corner. No need for fancy drug stores, or any stores for that matter, your friendly neighborhood drug dealer is just a phone call or a shout away.
Shiiiit son, a detroit-based real estate business is calling your name.
SOLD! where do I sign?