• NotWearingPants
    +3

    Will CNN play this alleged tape from another anonymous source, or should we just trust them?

    • AdelleChattre
      +6

      A little birdie told me that stories like that stoke a boomerang effect in Trump voters. Then, a much-maligned Wallachian historical figure turned himself into smoke and came into my room at night to say that oddly, the more stories like that you see, the greater the odds of Democrats losing the next election. Hearing this, the Cheshire Cat that sleeps on my fainting couch chimed in with some surprising stock picks based on voice stress analysis of sundry and various earnings calls. Advice you can take to the bank!

      • NotWearingPants
        +6

        Nicely done. You have reliable, named sources there.

        • AdelleChattre
          +5

          To be fair, I can't be sure it was him. He was just a floating smirk shining in the gloom at that point.