• NerfYoda
    +4

    Agreed. I got to the Texas section and thought "Really? Sea World, really? I'll just pretend they said Schlitterbahn".

    • fanficmistress
      +5

      I think they just needed to get SeaWorld in as California has way too many awesome parks and Florida has Disney. Although after looking at the website I think Schlitterbahn will be on my agenda for the next time I visit Texas.