Yeah well it's not gonna happen. Why would anyone hire him? He's got no credentials.
He has credentials. He has all the cannabis. Okay... I'll grant you that might not track well with "Human Resources" or "professionalism" but to stoners on the internet: he'll get much love.
He can get all the other execs high and run the company to the ground in 5 days flat.
Yup. It beats the long slow death of Reddit though, doesn't it?
Yeah well it's not gonna happen. Why would anyone hire him? He's got no credentials.
He has credentials. He has all the cannabis. Okay... I'll grant you that might not track well with "Human Resources" or "professionalism" but to stoners on the internet: he'll get much love.
He can get all the other execs high and run the company to the ground in 5 days flat.
Yup. It beats the long slow death of Reddit though, doesn't it?