• NinjaKlaus
    +6

    Hello sir, are you hiring and may I have an application? "We're always hiring, but all applications are done online at whateverwebsite.com"

    Excuse me sir, I'm here to pay my bill.. "paying offline is subject to a $5 convenience fee per transaction, or by phone for a $10 fee."

    I'd like a library card please. "Yes, you or your parent may go online to our website publiclibrary.org and we'll send you one soon after."

    Ok class, you need to write a five page report on History, please use the websites provided for the information... today teachers are stumped by the few and far between students that say they don't have this capability at home.

    We need the internet, it's a fundamental part of society today, it's going to become even more necessary in the future as more and more data driven jobs are online and telecommuted and more and more of our jobs become robot based. It's a necessary human right at this point and politicians need to wake up and see the fricking future before they have no voters left. I'm looking at you ever greying GOP who have managed to turn off your youngest of voters and are getting fewer new ones.