• achekulaev
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    PC Police: Im sorry bob, were letting you go.

    Bob: Why? I have been an outstanding employee!

    PC Police: We know Bob, but unfortunately our enhanced background check uncovered something we just cant stand for Bob.

    Bob: What could you have possibly found? Im a decent human, who does my best to treat everyone fairly.

    PC Police: Well Bob, It's your father. He did some unspeakable things to a little boy, and was convicted for child molestation. We can not support that behavior.

    Bob: I was the victim!

    PC Police: Well Bob, you should have shared your family's horrific bahavior during the background check. Family's fun cheezy pizza can no longer be associated with you.