PC Police: Im sorry bob, were letting you go.
Bob: Why? I have been an outstanding employee!
PC Police: We know Bob, but unfortunately our enhanced background check uncovered something we just cant stand for Bob.
Bob: What could you have possibly found? Im a decent human, who does my best to treat everyone fairly.
PC Police: Well Bob, It's your father. He did some unspeakable things to a little boy, and was convicted for child molestation. We can not support that behavior.
Bob: I was the victim!
PC Police: Well Bob, you should have shared your family's horrific bahavior during the background check. Family's fun cheezy pizza can no longer be associated with you.