"Honey? Honey... Good news. You see, I really wasn't cheating on you. The site was like, all dudes. Yeah. Just all dudes talking. Sort of like that Snapzu site I go to, but more dudes than that. Please come home. The dogs miss you."
"CLICK"
The Internet. Where the Men Are Men, the Women are Men and the Kids are FBI Agents.
"PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE TONE <BEEP>"
"Honey? Honey... Good news. You see, I really wasn't cheating on you. The site was like, all dudes. Yeah. Just all dudes talking. Sort of like that Snapzu site I go to, but more dudes than that. Please come home. The dogs miss you."
"CLICK"
The Internet. Where the Men Are Men, the Women are Men and the Kids are FBI Agents.