You're okay. You're just having a bit of a bad trip. You'll be fine. It's going to be alright. We're going to talk you down, because nobody wants to harsh anyone's good time. Remember to breathe. Deep breaths, take your time. At a glance, the first giveaway this article is horseshit has to be that it's in the sodding Daily Fail, the U.K.'s leading brand of cage liner. Another clew that's hard to miss has to be that the article is from the first of July, 2013. One needn't be an inveterate skeptic to wonder what may've come of the matters at hand in the article since then, right? Remember to breathe. Oh look, this is reheated, backdated, sensationalized red meat for a certain wide strain of conservatism that glorifies in the bogus martyrdom of their endless, paranoid, projected-persecution fantasies. Emotionally manipulative, factually challenged, British tabloid news is what it is. Seems venal for being such utter nonsense, isn't it, taken in this fuller view? Keep doing those breathing exercises we talked about. You good? Got any trip toys with you?