Watch me bop bop bop

That's what my next alarm does.

No problem! It was one of my favorite subreddits, so I'll do my best to cross post any deals or sales. I've only used overdrive a few times but if you have any questions I'll be more than willing to help!

I plan on waking up early with good intentions and when I get there, I sleep until much later. It's a tragically flawed system.

Gauge how much more time I can spend sleeping and set another alarm for the last possible second.

In Jurassic Park, Dr. Hammond creates a tiny elephant as his first experiment. :)

I'd want a gorilla as a pet, preferably one like Coco who knew sign language (assuming I could learn ASL at a reasonable pace). All household chores seem more fun with a pet gorilla to help you with them.

Swiftkey. I've only tried a couple other keyboards though.

If you want an honest answer? I'd probably sleep for a really long time, only getting up to forage for food and water. I get depressed when I'm alone, and when I'm depressed I sleep.

I bumped into a lady's purse while I was waiting tables. Without thinking I bent at the knees a little to lower myself to the purses level and apologized to it.

Thank you!

That's a good one! I've also managed to pull off getting names and birth dates from drivers licenses. Only really works when you have to pull them out for a drink at a bar, but that's usually where I'm forgetting their names anyway. You make a comment about how embarrassing your photo is in your license and offer to trade to see their picture. Kind of only works well in a flirting manner.

Thanks! :) Multiple subject. I would like to eventually teach the fifth grade, though I'm not picky.

Dunkey and Jontron :)

The Cuckoo's Calling and The Silkworm by Robert Galbraith (aka J.K. Rowling). The audiobooks are phenomenal.

If you forget someone's name, introduce them to someone else. Say "This is my friend X." Generally, x will either repeat his own name provoking your target to reveal his/her name or they will volunteer it themselves.

Source: Someone with terrible memory.

My mom's old minivan's liscense plate number from over ten years ago.