• CrookedTale
    +5

    Just to make sure there is no misunderstanding: the bastard statement is directed at the local magistrate and his cronies here in Floriduhhhh. I do love snapzu also but not all of ye are bastards. And if any of ya is worried my wife has convinced me, even in our drunken state, that we should not go down to the sherrifs office and demand my orangea and kraken back. She said they probably drank it already and ate the oranges. She will purchase me more oranges tommorow if I am good (she already bought me more rum).