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9 years agoAchievement ColonBowel
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9 years ago
As the article explains it, the outrage is that the meaning of the word migrant has changed to communicate a thing that is sub-human. So, they're arguing that we should use the terms people, families, and refugees instead.
However, as someone that grew up in Miami, the term refugee can also become derogatory. Just ask the Cubans that were called "refs" throughout the 80s and 90s.
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9 years agoComment ColonBowel
As someone that has been inside academia for a little, this is not surprising at all. There are more politicians in academia than scientists.
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9 years ago
I think we all know what was going on behind the scenes!
They accidentally dropped food on the floor, picked it up, and put back on the plate. They also microwaved the pre-cooked food instead of actually cooking it there. Basically, it was a Applebee's.
Posted in: This is What Tourists Eat in North Korea
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9 years ago
I'm with you. I never believe news about North Korea. It's always some crazy shit. I'm not saying I think DPRK is awesome. I'm saying that I really don't know.
Posted in: This is What Tourists Eat in North Korea
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9 years ago
If I ever get suicidal, I will have to do this first. It's fail safe cause fuck that.
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9 years ago
Is that an honest response?
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9 years ago
The problem is when you swear to a person that you will be monogamous with them, and then you don't. The problem isn't that having an "extra-marital" affair is wrong, it's that you made a contract with someone and broke it. That person wanted someone with a certain criteria, and you said that you met that criteria. Later, you break that contract and ruin that person's plans. That's greedy and highly disrespectful.
Furthermore, the person that was cheated on also receives lots of social embarrassment, such as people partly blaming them for the infidelity.
So if you're doing this and screwing someone over, why should anyone care about you saving face? If you don't want to look like an asshole, don't cheat. Be honest and either don't get married or get a divorce.
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9 years ago
Most free and imprisoned!
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9 years agoComment ColonBowel
1) Here I sit so lonely-hearted
* Tried to shit, but only farted
* Left the stall and took a chance
* Tried to fart, but shit my pants
2) Above a urinal: The joke's not up here. It's in your hands.
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9 years agoComment ColonBowel
Awareness of my own death. Most late adolescent and young adults have this general feeling that they will either live for forever or that their personal death is way to far in the future to contemplate seriously. I was in war at 20 y/o and had to seriously come to terms with my own death much earlier than most. Now I have a generally lack fear of death. I don't want to die (no suicidal thoughts at all), but I wouldn't mind it much.
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9 years agoComment ColonBowel
I work in healthcare providing social and mental health services. I worked from home today to help out a patient. I'm on sick leave...because I had surgery earlier today.
Posted in: Whats the last good deed you did?
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9 years agoComment ColonBowel
If the move involves an upgrade, then hell yeah. If not, they can eat shit.
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9 years ago
When in actuality, they mean, "I'm from the government and you're here to provide reason for my position."
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9 years ago
You know who really hates everyone? Spiders. They will even eat their own kids.
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9 years ago
I work my ass off just to trick myself into not thinking this.
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9 years ago
I don't think that!
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9 years ago
Did you just divide by zero?
Edit: No wait. You just defined x as not x.
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9 years ago
Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of the population is dumber than that.
- George Carlin, paraphrased from memory.
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9 years agoComment ColonBowel
This is something I think frequently about and have yet come to any meaningful answer. The best I have done is to accept that we're just here and distract myself from the topic.
Additionally, what the fuck is even doing the actual experiencing of life? Like when I say, "I'm glad I was born as I was and not a person in a terrible situation or a moth," what or whom is the 'I' I'm referring to?
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9 years ago
I know it's very difficult, but you should increase your value to employers. I hated when I felt trapped in a personality that wasn't me to keep my job or get hired.
Posted in: Why do you still use Facebook?
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9 years agoComment ColonBowel
I'm a male. In 9th grade, I wore eye liner, humongous JNCOs that my family could barely afford, and put on fake earrings that eventually everyone was going to and did find out were fake a week later. I tried to pass them off as real.
On my high school class ring, instead of putting in my name, I put in "Metallica". After a year, I hated wearing that thing. My step-grandfather wore it instead, so he was a late 60s y/o immigrant that didn't speak English wearing a high school ring dated for the same year and read "Metallica". WTF? I'm so happy social media and digital cameras weren't out then.
For about a week, I thought it was deep and attractive to ladies for me to treat my drinks at a bar "intimately". By that, I mean I pretended to tease it like I was about to make out with a girl, except this was my drink. Anyone paying attention to me would notice that I was trying too hard. And yes, although very young, I was already an adult. Luckily, I wasn't in my country at the time and I have lost touch over a decade ago with anyone that would remember that.
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I like to pass things by trusted ones before I do stupid shit now.
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9 years agoText Post ColonBowel
Seriously, why hasn't the world completetly annihilated ISIS yet?
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