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  • ColonBowel
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    I'm a male. In 9th grade, I wore eye liner, humongous JNCOs that my family could barely afford, and put on fake earrings that eventually everyone was going to and did find out were fake a week later. I tried to pass them off as real.

    On my high school class ring, instead of putting in my name, I put in "Metallica". After a year, I hated wearing that thing. My step-grandfather wore it instead, so he was a late 60s y/o immigrant that didn't speak English wearing a high school ring dated for the same year and read "Metallica". WTF? I'm so happy social media and digital cameras weren't out then.

    For about a week, I thought it was deep and attractive to ladies for me to treat my drinks at a bar "intimately". By that, I mean I pretended to tease it like I was about to make out with a girl, except this was my drink. Anyone paying attention to me would notice that I was trying too hard. And yes, although very young, I was already an adult. Luckily, I wasn't in my country at the time and I have lost touch over a decade ago with anyone that would remember that.

    I don't know what's wrong with me, but I like to pass things by trusted ones before I do stupid shit now.