• sashinator
    +4

    Nah. More suspenseful this way.

    "William Shatner is being sued for $170 million by a Florida-based radio host who claims that the... pahm-pahm-pahhhhhhhm!"

    Stay tuned for the next exciting installment of "William Shatner: Deadbeat Dad"

    • madjo
      +3

      "Son, you must... listen to... me. Don't ever... have sex with.... green alien... ladies."