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Nah. More suspenseful this way.
"William Shatner is being sued for $170 million by a Florida-based radio host who claims that the... pahm-pahm-pahhhhhhhm!"
Stay tuned for the next exciting installment of "William Shatner: Deadbeat Dad"
"Son, you must... listen to... me. Don't ever... have sex with.... green alien... ladies."
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