Earth is actually a one-sheet hyperboloid. The aliens told me that both the government, scientists, and major religions are conspiring to hide that fact. Religious people think it's blasphemy, and governments and scientists don't want to have to teach Bolyai-Lobachevsky geometry in schools.
Don't believe what you hear in the media, what you read in scientific papers, and what you read in religious texts. They all want to keep you distracted arguing whether the Euclidean or Riemannian picture is right, while ignoring the shocking Lobachevskian truth.
Earth is actually a one-sheet hyperboloid. The aliens told me that both the government, scientists, and major religions are conspiring to hide that fact. Religious people think it's blasphemy, and governments and scientists don't want to have to teach Bolyai-Lobachevsky geometry in schools.
Don't believe what you hear in the media, what you read in scientific papers, and what you read in religious texts. They all want to keep you distracted arguing whether the Euclidean or Riemannian picture is right, while ignoring the shocking Lobachevskian truth.