• frohawk
    +3

    These are gems.

    I beat China all the time. All the time.

    Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

    I do not wear a rug.

    I am the least racist.

    All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

    Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.

    Like if Regina George could have made herself into a old man with questionable hairstyle choices, it would be this guy.