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Despondent Jeff Bezos Realizes He’ll Have To Work For 9 Seconds To Earn Back Money He Lost In Divorce
The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.
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Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction
I had a whole gaggle of 100-point bucks in my sights, sleeping peacefully on their feet, like cows... By Evan Allgood.
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Honestly, We Just Hate Women
Literally every single one of them. By Jessica M. Goldstein.
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Essential Oils For Men Now Available
U.S.—A new line of manlier essential oil scents is now available.Including scents like bacon, V8 engine exhaust, freshly cut grass, and assault rifles, the new line of essential oils arrives just in time for Father's Day.Developed by startup MLM BroTerra, the oils represent the first serious attempt to get men interested in the exciting world of all- …
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Wokeistan: A Novel - A political satire about a college that has a meltdown when Trump gets re-elected.
Get this book before it's banned, because no one escapes Wokeistan.
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Wokeistan: A Novel
In a Rich Zeoli Podcast Exclusive, Rich talks with satirist Tony DiGerolamo about his new book, Wokeistan: A Novel. Rich also discusses DiGerolamo's prolific career as a comedy writer for Politically Incorrect and The Simpsons comics.
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Miracle Of Birth Occurs For 83 Billionth Time
The holy and sacrosanct miracle of birth, long revered by human civilization as the most mysterious and magical of all phenomena, took place for what experts are estimating "must be at least the 83 billionth time" Tuesday with the successful delivery of eight-pound, four-ounce baby boy Darryl Brandon Severson at Holy Mary Mother Of God Hospital.
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Everything You Need To Know About ‘Death Stranding’
As the brainchild of one of the industry’s leading minds, Hideo Kojima’s mysterious Death Stranding might be the must-have title of 2019. But in true Kojima fashion, with each newly released trailer, the game’s plotline and gameplay only get more mysterious. So let OGN break down everything you can possibly know about Death Stranding.
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I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help
Just two years ago, I was stuck in a 40 hour-a-week, 100K-a-year job with amazing health benefits. Sure, it was really satisfying and my work was appreciated, but it just wasn’t my dream. Ever since I was young I wanted to make an amazing video game. Admittedly, I knew nothing about coding, or computer animation, or even writing a cohesive story—But I had moxie, guts, and the perfect idea.
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Paedogeddon!
Brass Eye S02E01 2010 - For your weekly dose of bad taste.
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Trump and the Giant ImPeach
Young Trump encounters his toughest challenge yet as the giant ImPeach rolls around to take him on an adventure.
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‘Silicon Valley,’ Darker Than Ever, Captures the Bleak Mood of Tech
When “Silicon Valley” premiered on HBO in 2014, Silicon Valley hadn’t yet ruined the world. Those were the salad days for the titans of tech: Digital billionaires were superheroes feted on magazine covers and in the White House, not super villains hauled before Congress for fixing elections, sowing genocide, undermining truth and monopolizing all the globe’s commerce.
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Trump's political golf bag
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The strange death of British satire
Watch one of the BBC’s political programmes – such as the Daily Politics and This Week, both fronted by Andrew Neil – and you encounter a particular tone. British television viewers are unlikely to take much notice of this tone because we take it for granted. Take a step back, however, and it is really rather curious. These ostensibly serious programmes are conducted with an air of light mockery, which Neil, with his perma-smirk and smugly knowing air, personifies.
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Are We Already Living in a Tech Dystopia?
For the most part, fictional characters rarely recognize when they’re trapped in a dystopia. Watching their neighbors get carted off for harboring subversive thoughts, they almost never say, “I wish we weren’t living in this dystopia.” To them, that dystopia is just life. Which suggests that—were we, at this moment, living in a dystopia ourselves—we might not even notice it. We might call this or that policy/data-harvesting technique “dystopian,” but, at least on some level, we believe we aren’t totally there yet—that there is still room, in our world, for a modicum of personal freedom/happiness. Is this a laughable...
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Scientist doubting life's work after reading Facebook comments by twat
An expert epidemiologist is doubting everything he has ever learned about viruses after reading the baseless opinions of some halfwit on Facebook.
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Pauline Hanson Condemns Use Of Term ‘Black Friday’, Saying ‘All Fridays Matter’
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has moved a motion in the Senate declaring that ‘All Fridays Matter’, following an emotional speech in which she claimed the term Black Friday is racist against white people. Ms Hanson later moved a second motion to wish all Australians a white Christmas.
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Rudy Giuliani Has Already Filed 37 Law Suits Against His COVID-19 Infection
He has lost every single one.
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Trump's Last Day!
Pie gives Trump the send-off he deserves with one last EPIC rant.
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Stretch out with some Royal Family Yoga
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