Groanables

What happens if you get scared half to death...twice.

I was addicted to The Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

Went to the Air & Space Museum; there was nothing there.

Hold the door open for a clown. It's a nice jester.

The second mouse get's the cheese.

My reality check bounced.

All those who believe in Psychokinesis....raise my hand.

Cure for an obsession: Get another one

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

The past, present and future walk into a bar...it was tense.

Finally...

Ban pre-shredded cheese....make America grate again!