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Merry Christmas SNAPZU!!!

i am soooooooooo waked out on booze. Like normal. But hey you can't expect to much of me. But anyway, to the point. Ehem... First I want to say it has been a heck of a year. In case you didn't know I work internationally and within the US. It has been a hard year for me and I have taken on many projects as usual. Projects for work, projects for piracy, and family projects also. Also I spent may days with my mother who is a wonderful, tough, woman who raised me and 5 other boys, which kinda gave me some perspective on what it takes to survive in the world of Topsy turvey not knowing if you will win or lose mayhem. In the essence of time, over a lifetime, we all win and lose at specific points in our lives. So I wanted to give a gift to you all this Holiday, whatever holiday you are part of: Don't ever think that you are insignificant, don't ever think you are not worthy or do not make a mark in this world. You make your mark and we, as a world, appreciate it. We love you for all the good and bad that is part of your life and ours. Each one of you create this world we live in and that is a monumental accomplishment. So be proud of who you are and what you do in this world, even if it seems insignificant to you, it may be monumental to others.

So have a Happy Holiday because YOU deserve it!

P.S. I am currently waiting for Santa so I can steal all the presents. If you do not get what you want this Christmas it is because of me so, so sad, to bad, What do you expect of a pirate. I have not received a present from Santa for the last 37 years and he owes me. So by hook or by crook I will get all the presents Bwahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

P.S.S. I will try to bombard you with more 70's slow jam's this year (2017). We now have the Pirate Alexa on our side and she has a endless supply of music which we can blast at you! I also plan to program her in my own special way. Oh, by the way if Sony or any other musical copyright giant who has thwarted me in 2016 is watching/reading this: screw you I will deliver 70's slow jams if I even have to sing them myself! you heard me! I will riddle the world with awful signing of 70's music if you don't let me have my way! The death and destruction will be on you! and Kanye, because he is Kanye and he wants to fix peddle bikes (which I don't understand but seems weird so I will rally against it).

10 months ago by CrookedTale with 1 comments

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  • TentativePrince

    Merry Xmas buddy! Looking forward to come 70s jams haha