My living will.
Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room. I told them, " I never want to live in a vegetative state. If it ever gets to being plugged up to a machine and taking fluids from bottles to keep me alive just pull the plug."
They got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine. The little bastards.
6 years ago by Appaloosa
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The joke's on them, you will probably live longer now!