105 year old women's health secrets.
"For better digestion-I drink beer. In case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch and if I have a cold , I drink schnapps."
"When do you drink water?"
"I've never been that sick"
6 years ago by Appaloosa
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I suppose the funny people here have spoken. It's not funny, not ironic, in no way a solloquy....my bad.
I so much respect and love those who never get much respect nor love, like me or you, no matter how far apart.
You gotta stop posting good jokes in the evening, don't you know? Everyone is drunk by 7pm on here! Funny though, I had a beer, and some white wine last night, and now I'm drinking coffee flavored water :D
Water gives me heartburn!
But it's got electrolytes!