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105 year old women's health secrets.

"For better digestion-I drink beer. In case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch and if I have a cold , I drink schnapps."

"When do you drink water?"

"I've never been that sick"

6 years ago by Appaloosa with 5 comments

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  • Appaloosa
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    I suppose the funny people here have spoken. It's not funny, not ironic, in no way a solloquy....my bad.

    • Appaloosa
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      I so much respect and love those who never get much respect nor love, like me or you, no matter how far apart.

  • drunkenninja
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    You gotta stop posting good jokes in the evening, don't you know? Everyone is drunk by 7pm on here! Funny though, I had a beer, and some white wine last night, and now I'm drinking coffee flavored water :D