The ghost of Steve Jobs makes an announcement. :)

The 'Office' creator also took shots at Felicity Huffman and Jeffrey Epstein. Once again, Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais did not shy away from hot-button topics in his monologue, even as he told the stars attending on Sunday not to elongate their acceptance speeches by referring to contentious current events.

While one beloved B.C. mall Santa lost his job due to questionable photos, an advertisement for pictures with a different jolly man has come under fire. The ad, which ran in the Comox Valley Record’s Nov. 21 edition, features the Comox Valley Christmas Parade at 2 p.m. on Dec. 1 in large writing. On the right side, the ad shows a few events that will take place in the Native Sons Hall. The first is the “Gnarly Christmas Fair” from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., followed by “Captain Thunderpants” at 10:30 a.m. Last, but certainly not least, is the in-famous copy for “Pictures with Satan” at 11:15 a.m.

ZDogg MD really gave me a chuckle with this one.

It took me ages to realize my place was infested. That’s when I learned of the life-altering measures required to fix the problem

Enjoy, a meatless roast.

It's just the wind ... or is it?

It used to be easier.

Bye son.

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Methodology Over the course of a year, from 1/20/15 to 1/20/16, every instance of defecation was recorded in a spreadsheet. I defined defecation: a sit, a loaf, a wipe, and a flush

I knew I’d never sound like a native. But shouldn’t I be much better than this?

Fantasy world magic healing salve and a wounded bunny.. what could go wrong?

Mary's latest book is discussed in her talk,as always with humor and goofiness.

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Impish, iconoclastic musician Björk utterly vanished in plain sight last night after allegedly being tricked into uttering “kröjb” aloud during her concert, several avant garde pop fans confirmed. “One minute she’s singing some warbly, atonal song — which, I guess could describe any of her songs — and then, poof. She’s gone,” said witness Nick Benson. “The last thing I remember was her reading her own name backwards aloud to herself after seeing it written on a fan’s sign, then disappearing into a cloud of smoke and swan feathers.”