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What is your one go-to joke that you're sure will get a laugh?

When I'm out and about I like to have a couple of good go-to jokes to break the ice. Generally I stick to a few that I have used in the past, but I feel they are getting a bit stale now and looking to update my "joke inventory". Here goes one of mine:

Mickey mouse and Minnie Mouse are duking it out in a divorce court hearing. The presiding judge asks Mickey, "So, you claim your wife is crazy?"
Mickey replies, "No, I said she was fucking Goofy."

I know, I know! I promise that it gets a laugh 79.5% of the time!

8 years ago by sugartoad with 2 comments

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