What is your one go-to joke that you're sure will get a laugh?
When I'm out and about I like to have a couple of good go-to jokes to break the ice. Generally I stick to a few that I have used in the past, but I feel they are getting a bit stale now and looking to update my "joke inventory". Here goes one of mine:
Mickey mouse and Minnie Mouse are duking it out in a divorce court hearing. The presiding judge asks Mickey, "So, you claim your wife is crazy?"
Mickey replies, "No, I said she was fucking Goofy."
I know, I know! I promise that it gets a laugh 79.5% of the time!
8 years ago by sugartoad
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Wow I didn't even notice this thread. Here is a couple snaps I made over a year ago where some early members submitted their best jokes. I think you might enjoy them.
http://snapzu.com/geoleo/july-2013-jokes-snap-social-list
http://snapzu.com/geoleo/back-to-school-2013-jokes-snap-social-list
I kinda wish more people used those social lists and galleries to get more ppl involved. Maybe one day.
These are great! Let's get one going.