The Pirate Captain Copypasta

I hav' re written th' famous Navy Seal copypasta in me own language. It be perfect for Talk Like a Pirate Day troll'en. Original Link fer those who don't know. Navy Seal Copypasta

Pirate Captain Copypasta

What th’ frig did ye say t’ me you friggen bunter? I be telling ye I graduated at th’ top o’ me class in the Royal Navy, and I be marking the Spanish Main, with 300 spaniards souls on me blade alone. I be hardened by battle and th’ top command of my forces. You be nothing but a Moll. Ye be no match fo’ th’ coming hell I will pronounce upon ye, th’ likes that have not been seen by th’ eyes of man, listen t’ me. Ye think ye can accost me on th’ internets? Think twice on that. As we speak I be signaling my armada an’ crew from th’ hellish corners of the coast an’ they be looking t’ cry havoc upon ye, growler. Now ye be marked, shite. I be a slippery eel, and hard t’ view, and I can take ye soul to th' hell bellow with th’ hands gods gave me. I have access t’ more steel and can whisper to my Corsairs to bear down upon thee, an’ be rid of ye, drab. Aye, if only ye be knowing what unholy retribution yer sharp tongue has brought upon ye, ye would have keep quiet. But ye kept wagging an’ now be paying the price. I will shite fury al’ over ye and ye will be drowned by it. Yer soul be lost, boy.