For some reason my dad was investigating this dude and it ended up with him failing a piss test. So, naturally I went all Marine Corps drill instructor on the guys ass and he ran away. A little bit later his homies roll up on the house break in and start pulling a gun out yelling at me. Now since I'm a reasonable person naturally I dropped to my knees and started crying and apologizing, at that point it is revealed to be a water gun! Oh how funny mister gangster, you silly trickster you! So he walks over to my dad to calmly inquire (as all good gangsters do) as to why my father had began this investigation into their homie. As this is happening I look at my little sister and she's holding a gun, so I grab her from the couch to comfort her and take the gun from her. Of course, the gangsters noticed and before I could aim and say something heroic like "AAAAGHHH!" I'm shot in the head. However, I didn't wake up immediately I just sat there in complete blackness smiling and thinking to myself "Hmm I just died, but I'm still conscious. But it's all black here? Is this heaven? Is heaven real?! Oh shit maybe I'm on my way to hell! But I'm not on fire. Why is it just all black here? Death is a lot better than I expected." and then I woke up.
For some reason my dad was investigating this dude and it ended up with him failing a piss test. So, naturally I went all Marine Corps drill instructor on the guys ass and he ran away. A little bit later his homies roll up on the house break in and start pulling a gun out yelling at me. Now since I'm a reasonable person naturally I dropped to my knees and started crying and apologizing, at that point it is revealed to be a water gun! Oh how funny mister gangster, you silly trickster you! So he walks over to my dad to calmly inquire (as all good gangsters do) as to why my father had began this investigation into their homie. As this is happening I look at my little sister and she's holding a gun, so I grab her from the couch to comfort her and take the gun from her. Of course, the gangsters noticed and before I could aim and say something heroic like "AAAAGHHH!" I'm shot in the head. However, I didn't wake up immediately I just sat there in complete blackness smiling and thinking to myself "Hmm I just died, but I'm still conscious. But it's all black here? Is this heaven? Is heaven real?! Oh shit maybe I'm on my way to hell! But I'm not on fire. Why is it just all black here? Death is a lot better than I expected." and then I woke up.