Basically I was caught trespassing on some back woods rednecks property, and hoping he wouldn't shoot me I stood around and talked to him for a while. Trying to make small talk I pointed at the chickens he had running around all over and it looks like he has a nice bunch of chickens. He reached down, grabbed one, pulled some wire out of his pocket, tied it's legs together and handed it to me. Said I could have it.