I would pretend I'm a highest class hooker and pay myself a couple thousand to spend a night by myself in awesome hotel spas now and then. The room would be paid by the benefactor. I would dress up to go in and out the room but my bag would have my slummy pjs and snacks :) I would spend a while jumping on the bed making sex noises before ordering room service and watching trashy Netflix shows while munching skittles.

anyone inquiring about my service can be told I'm on a retainer or already booked or too expensive. Lol