Text Post: You are suddenly rich beyond your wildest dreams. One catch - no one else can find out. How do you make the most of your money? posted by imnotgoats
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  • frohawk
    +3

    Slowly buy myself nicer and nicer things. Say I have a sugar daddy paying for all my shit. Then buy myself a fake persona+face person to pretend to have all my wealth. Buy out companies all in Fake Rich Guy's name.. Invest is a shit ton of things and formulate a living situation off the profits.

    Then when all is said and done, get "divorce" from Fake Rich Guy, let him take a huge chunk of money and shit. And then I can free from that magic bank account bull.

    That thing could probably make the economy collapse.

    • Raycu
      +3

      Sorry, but anyone investigating your sugar daddy would see he's not rich.

      • frohawk
        +2

        I have no one close enough in my life to want to "investigate" a fake sugar daddy, let alone have the means to do it.

        And by the time I'm done with him, he would be rich.

        win/win