Whether he's joking or not, this can actually work! If I remember right, the act of finishing releases certain chemicals and hormones, like endorphins, that will relax your body and this can help you fall asleep!
That pain killer thing is no joke. As a teenager I used to get seriously bad period cramps where no amount of pills would get rid of the agony. I would just cry and masturbate until the pain went away. My electric toothbrush did more for me then ibuprofen did.
I do hope that by this point you've invested in something a little better than an electric toothbrush? More power to you, but there are some very nice toys out there... :)
Whether he's joking or not, this can actually work! If I remember right, the act of finishing releases certain chemicals and hormones, like endorphins, that will relax your body and this can help you fall asleep!
Tip: it also works as a good pain killer! ;)
That pain killer thing is no joke. As a teenager I used to get seriously bad period cramps where no amount of pills would get rid of the agony. I would just cry and masturbate until the pain went away. My electric toothbrush did more for me then ibuprofen did.
I do hope that by this point you've invested in something a little better than an electric toothbrush? More power to you, but there are some very nice toys out there... :)
Oh, I have! Thankfully it's only needed for fun now, not pain relief. And the toothbrush is solely for my teeth.