Or, if you have something against Klondike Bars, then you can substitute them with your favorite ice cream. :)
Reach into a cold freezer to fetch one.
This may not seem like an extreme action until you take into account just how much I really hate the fucking cold.
Probably go to the closest 7/11.
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Trickery! ...I like the way you think. ;)
A Klondike Bar is a square of ice cream with a chocolate coating. They're popular for their commercial jingle, "What would you dooo for a Klondike Bar?"
I would accept one if someone was walking around handing out free klondike bars.
Pay sprog to pop up the road for an ice pop each. :)
Closest bodega is about 2 miles away. So, I guess drive 1.9 miles is the most I'd do.