I always seem to download a game, then proceed to play it once and never touch it again.
Really, the mobile game market is a landfill, with a few decent games among the trash. It seems like there's been a contest on the app stores to see who can make the best skin for a bunch of timers. The gameplay in every game is "Press a button, then wait an hour to press it again. Don't want to wait? Just give us money." Everything on the app store now seems to be a blatant money grab with shallow, "freemium" gameplay, and obvious ripoffs of other popular games.
Mobile games aren't meant to be fun - they're meant to make money.
Bof, even if you don't play it by the rules. Have you tried any other board game that came out in the last 20 years? Do yourself a favor and try any of those :
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Most mobile games.
Especially Flappy Bird. Damn that game.
I always seem to download a game, then proceed to play it once and never touch it again.
Really, the mobile game market is a landfill, with a few decent games among the trash. It seems like there's been a contest on the app stores to see who can make the best skin for a bunch of timers. The gameplay in every game is "Press a button, then wait an hour to press it again. Don't want to wait? Just give us money." Everything on the app store now seems to be a blatant money grab with shallow, "freemium" gameplay, and obvious ripoffs of other popular games.
Mobile games aren't meant to be fun - they're meant to make money.
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Monopoly, if you play it by the rules.
Bof, even if you don't play it by the rules. Have you tried any other board game that came out in the last 20 years? Do yourself a favor and try any of those :
- The Settlers of Catan;
- Ticket to Ride;
- 7 Wonders;
- Agricola;
- Carcasonne;
- Pandemic.
You will never play Monopoly or Risk again.