Sex. I prefer to do sex the old fashioned way: In the bed, with a partner (or more, I ain't judging).
What's the new way?
Sexting and stuff.
And leave evidence that just anybody could find? That's stupid.
Gotta take your chances being a hipster!
Without a condom in a bathroom stall with someone you just met and will eventually realize meets the criteria of everything you hate.
Sex. I prefer to do sex the old fashioned way: In the bed, with a partner (or more, I ain't judging).
What's the new way?
Sexting and stuff.
And leave evidence that just anybody could find? That's stupid.
Gotta take your chances being a hipster!
Without a condom in a bathroom stall with someone you just met and will eventually realize meets the criteria of everything you hate.