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  • cunt (edited 8 years ago)
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    Where the Kid/Partner/Friend just wont listen.

    Dad: Theres a tornado heading straight for you get in to the shelter

    Daughter: Why?

    Dad: Theres a tornado heading straight for you get in to the shelter

    Daughter: But mum isn't here

    Dad: Theres a tornado heading straight for you get in to the shelter

    Daughter: But i'm having a dump

    Dad: Theres a tornado heading straight for you get in to the shelter

    Shit like this winds me up something rotten

    or

    Horror Films - Horror films provoke a fight or flight response. If i'm in a cinema seat i can't act upon these and so instead of entertaining me or scaring me they just make me stressed and uncomfortable