I don't understand your short hand at all.

Also, that's a ton of words for "there's a tunnel and a secret handshake"

I won't tell anyone, but I don't know if we can trust anyone else around here

Oh my you're right, that was a bit wordy, but I do love me some words. The more words you use, the more confused the minions become. You can transform the shorthand notation into a handy dandy map by pasting it here.

I think I used enough words to confuse them but here are a few more just to be sure!