Right, you're not racist at all! You just think anyone that doesn't speak the way you want, act the way you want, or dress the way you want is trash or ignorant! Totally not racist! Man, you sure showed me. I'll never be sarcastic to you again, that's for sure. I mean, you stumbled over a couple special pleading fallacies, a black-or-white fallacy, a no true scotsman fallacy, a genetic fallacy, an anecdotal fallacy, and combined a tu quoque with an ad hominem towards the end there... but you sure displayed your startling debate skills! I'm blinded by your brilliance!
Yeah, I think I'll go talk to a tree. I'm sure I'll find that conversation to be more stimulating and internally consistent.