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  • IridescentOak
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    "No no no. It's not pronounced 'drink', dear, it's pronounced 'DWINK'. Repeat after me, 'DWINK'."

    And of course, almost any time when an advanced math teacher tried to justify what they were making us do by giving us "real life" examples. Like, no, my grandfather IS a carpenter, and I can assure you that he has no earthly idea how to do what you just described.