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Woman finds nearly 50 brown recluse spiders in her bedroom
A Brentwood woman is recovering after a brown recluse spider bit her several times. Angela Wright said she woke up with arm pain and noticed a couple bumps on her chest and arm, but didn't think much of it. She went to the doctor's office and was sent home with medication. Wright was rushed to the emergency room a couple days later after she described feeling like she was hallucinating.
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TL;DR: Brentwood [Tennessee]
The correct reaction is to douse the building with gasoline and use a military-grade flamethrower to burn it down. Then use a stump grinder to turn the remains into very small pieces of ash, and then cover the whole thing with 98% sulfuric acid.
And then repeat the whole process at least 10 times just in case.
Jeez.
Maybe it's the infantryman in me, but that seems impractical. If you're going to do something, do it right the first time. You know, with spider-eating-spiders.