• Grassgrows
    +4

    I swear, I need to show this to my SO because she also ALWAYS thinks that that kind of stuff is dependent on how long the food will take to arrive. "They're not bringing our food because we are sitting in the spot where the waiter sat and ate, maybe he wanted to eat here again but couldn't because we are sitting here and that's why he doesn't want to bring our food ARGH I KNEW IT!!" then 15 seconds later the food arrives and she is happily eating like nothing happened before. What?