Capitalism: your mum washes your clothes. You pay her a dollar. She complains. You call the police and claim she's rioting.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Communism: your mum does the washing. You do the washing. Every night you salute a photo of your dad.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Socialism: your mum does the washing. You do the cooking. Everyone is theoretically happy.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Fascism: your mum does the washing whilst fearing for her life.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Nazism: your mum does the washing. You gas the laundry room.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Feudalism: your mum does the washing and pays you tax.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Liberalism: you watch your mum do the washing and feel really really bad. "Something must be done" u say. Something may or may not get done.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Libertarianism: your mum does the washing. You believe you did it.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Religion: your mum does the washing. You thank god.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Atheism: your mum does the washing. You make a YouTube video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did, in fact, do the washing.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

misogyny: you hate your mum whether or not she does the washing.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015

Patriarchy: your mum doesn't exist. The washing is mysteriously done.
Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015