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  • Capitalism: your mum washes your clothes. You pay her a dollar. She complains. You call the police and claim she's rioting.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Communism: your mum does the washing. You do the washing. Every night you salute a photo of your dad.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Socialism: your mum does the washing. You do the cooking. Everyone is theoretically happy.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Fascism: your mum does the washing whilst fearing for her life.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Nazism: your mum does the washing. You gas the laundry room.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Feudalism: your mum does the washing and pays you tax.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Liberalism: you watch your mum do the washing and feel really really bad. "Something must be done" u say. Something may or may not get done.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Libertarianism: your mum does the washing. You believe you did it.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Religion: your mum does the washing. You thank god.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Atheism: your mum does the washing. You make a YouTube video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did, in fact, do the washing.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    misogyny: you hate your mum whether or not she does the washing.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
    Patriarchy: your mum doesn't exist. The washing is mysteriously done.
    Joshua Idehen (@BeninCitizen) October 22, 2015
    
 

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