This review won't wear well with time. Reviewers often seem to've seen some completely different movie than whichever one we've seen. Rarely, though, does one see a reviewer fail to get a movie so completely that they'd have the arrogance to step in front of a train like this guy does. Maybe when I was failing to get the times table as a kid I should've claimed "giant plothole, no new romances, no hope." It's not Proust, it's a capeshit tentpole. It's not like anyone asked the reviewer here to do long division in Roman numerals.
This review won't wear well with time. Reviewers often seem to've seen some completely different movie than whichever one we've seen. Rarely, though, does one see a reviewer fail to get a movie so completely that they'd have the arrogance to step in front of a train like this guy does. Maybe when I was failing to get the times table as a kid I should've claimed "giant plothole, no new romances, no hope." It's not Proust, it's a capeshit tentpole. It's not like anyone asked the reviewer here to do long division in Roman numerals.