• Kento
    +3

    I drink rum before 10 a.m, so I to certify myself as a pirate.

    • zyrthofar
      +2

      I approve, but only if you print yourself a certificate to scotch-tape on the wall.

      • Kento
        +2

        Will duck tape work?

        Or better yet, put it on the fridge with a pirate magnet so everyone can know.