• kxh (edited 5 years ago)
    +10

    A conservative politician who understands 4 year-old brain purity? Real Republican science, with proper sciency words, not like that fake science liberals are always trying to use.

    • Appaloosa
      +5

      But to be fair, who wouldn't be fooled by that makeup!

      • kxh
        +5

        The chin!!

        • Appaloosa
          +4

          I don't know, that Hulk forehead...and the gait...brilliant!

    • kxh
      +3

      https://boingboing.net/2018/07/16/ammosexuals-outed.html

      "Children under five also have elevated levels of the pheromone Blink-182, produced by the part of the liver known as the Rita Ora," Pratt adds. "This allows nerve reflexes to travel along the Cardi B neural pathway to the Wiz Khalifa 40% faster."

      Blink-182 is a rock band, Rita Ora is a pop singer, and Cardi B and Wiz Khalifa are both rappers.