• NomadiChris
    +3

    Reddit sucks. It is true. Come try Snapzu. Yes, you too.

    • RoamingGnome
      +3

      Cindly Lou Who, is that you?

      • NomadiChris
        +2

        Cindy Lou Who, alas, I am not. Would you be the Grinch? If so, I'm distraught, these rhymes make me cringe.

        • RoamingGnome
          +2

          Well, you are better at it than me and I've gotta pee. So, c'est la vie!

          • NomadiChris
            +3

            Be that as it may, we are all equal. Be free, pee away! There'll be a sequel.

          • RoamingGnome (edited 7 years ago)
            +4
            @NomadiChris -

            I'm back from my tinkle, I think I found a new wrinkle. I can't think of a rhyme for 'sequel' so I'll drink a glass of water and offer up a peequel.

          • NomadiChris
            +5
            @RoamingGnome -

            Just water, not beer? At least there's no qualm. In turn I'll volunteer, to flash you my bum.

          • RoamingGnome
            +6
            @NomadiChris -

            Alas, alcohol I do not drink, but I'll fire up a joint, it helps me think.

          • NomadiChris (edited 7 years ago)
            +6
            @RoamingGnome -

            .
            Do you like to smoke a joint?
            Do you like to light the doob?
            Do you eat the hippie lettuce?
            Do you like to blow the tube?

            Would you share it with a friend?
            Would you pass it in my hand?
            Would you shotgun in my face?
            Would you join me'n outer space?

            Rip a gig
            Smoke a bowl
            Blow some trees
            Burn the coal

            It's been called so many names
            Tis just music to my ear
            Now let's end the fun and games
            Pass that doobie over here!

          • NomadiChris
            +5
            @RoamingGnome -

            May I say this thread has gone, Off the rails, over our heads. Could go on like this till' dawn, But ya'll think we're off our meds.

          • NomadiChris (edited 7 years ago)
            +5
            @RoamingGnome -

            One more thing I have to say, Just before I end the day. If my boss were to come asking, "How much work did you get done?" My reply would leave him gasping: "Ugh, well, you know...close to none."

          • RoamingGnome
            +3
            @NomadiChris -

            Nice. You win.

          • NomadiChris
            +4
            @RoamingGnome -

            We both win. Also, procrastination wins :)