I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

seriously tho - it’s so easy to tuck under the carpet of FUD esoteric conspiracy theories the actual conspiracy of the rich and powerful government revolving door conspiring to steal more, avoid tax and get bailed out if all else fails that I sometimes wonder who is suppressing and promoting which theory to suit which agenda