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Bringing down bridges, melting cars, poisoning rivers; it’s hard to think of something salt isn’t ruining
No problem! Just switch the entire country's energy generation to coal and global warming will take care of the rest.
Alternatively, maybe put sand on the roads and teach people how to drive.