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World's oldest woman, 116, eats bacon everyday
Not many people will say that eating bacon every day is the key to a long life, but the world’s oldest woman swears by it.
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Well, fuck yes she eats bacon every day. What else you're going to do at 116? i'd stick a pound of bacon in between two krispy kreme donuts and guzzle it before I got out of bed in the morning. Drain it down with egg nog. Then I'd hop on my scooter and see who was feeling frisky, then i'd call my kid and bitch about how horrible WWII was*, then, go eat more bacon.
She's over the finish line now. Time to enjoy the fruits of your hard work.
[*] note: I wasn't in WWII, I just like bitching about it.